He had a problem with boos.
A Dead End.
Because it was covered in sheet
A "booquet" of flower.
Paranorman
Because he's got a hollow-weenie.
Im here for the boos.
Let's get sheet-faced!
BOOOOOZE
Because they're so white the can't dance.
Because they always bring boos.
An incorporation.
Weeaboo
Boo Bees
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
Hide in the living room.
Boo-ah!
To raise his spirits
A lot of different reasons.
Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween
He ain't have no boo
A handful of sheet.
As John Cena because you can't see them.
Booo
Kung Boo
He got arrested for possession.
He had to take a sheet.
Zero. They don't exist.
The Polterheist
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Because he had a Halloweenie!
Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)
To get to the other side.
A Paralegal.
Terri-fried!
A haunting license
Boo!
Boo man! Boo!
Rectoplasm...
A small medium at large.
Boo Jeans
He had no body to dance with
Because he was sheet faced.
To lift his spirits.
Booze.
They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.
It lifts spirits
They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.
He was a little... Possesive
Because they are disappointed in you...
You 'WOOOO' him!
An Apparigine!
Bamboo
With a spirit level!
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
Hoblin Goblin.
A phone moan.
Because they have BOOOOgers.
For the BOOOOze.
Ban-she ban-she!
A Polter-Heist
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Just Boo! I'm a ghost!
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
A living room
A polterheist.
Ghost avocado.
Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Anyone he could dig up.
So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.
Do you believe in people
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
A book.
Cuz you my BOO
A phantomime!
It had a nervous breakdown.
Your ghostliness.
Skelly-vision!
They use boo-eys.
The living room
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
They would steal all the boos.
Boo-meringue
On April Ghoul's Day
Boodapest!
You use a spirit level.
A boo-meringue
The shadow of his former shelf.
Boulangerie.
By scareplane.
He had a wail of a time.
April ghouls
They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.
BOOOOZE!
Scary Christmas!
The roller ghosted.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
A boo-tie.
Holy crap.
An amoeboo!
He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
The part with the sail in it.
Because B's go after them!
They're buds
They'll tell you in their novel.
She looked at their last names...
Spook when you're spooken to.
Don't get your sheets dirty!
Bob Marley and The Whalers!
