What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!