What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo