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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!