Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

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Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.