Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!