Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.