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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!