Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.