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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.