How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What's up, Doc?

He's legitimately concerned.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head