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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head