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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.