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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What's up, Doc?

He's legitimately concerned.