How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.