How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

What's up, Doc?

He's legitimately concerned.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.