When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.