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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.