When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke