When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.