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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

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Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.