When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.