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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.