Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.