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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

Krill Jokes More Krill Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill