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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.