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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!