Lube Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.