Slow down and apply lube
Because it Lubri-Can't Even!
Slow down and grab some lube!!
Rectoplasm...
Slow down and use some lube
Straight up.
Because it will go right over his head
MC Escher
Good karma.
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
Is unwise, apparently.
Partner in crime.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
He started to hear invoices in his head.
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what
None. There are no fish under my new gazebo