Lube Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!