Lube Jokes

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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Welder Jokes More Welder Jokes

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

Thermite.

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Rectoplasm Jokes More Rectoplasm Jokes

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.