What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.