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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.