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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.