What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.