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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.