What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.