What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.