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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.