What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

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They'll tell you.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!