What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.