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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat