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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

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What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.