What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Who's the fastest tailor in the world?

Sonic the Swift Taylor

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What do you call a fly without wings?

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra