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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

The Martians

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.