Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!