Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.