Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

The Martians

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.