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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it