Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.