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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it