What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.