Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
They make a Daily Prophet.
A magi nation
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
A wizard is never late.
Because they were neckromancers
He had a hollow-weenie
Dumblebore
The police made him bring it back again.
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
A saucer-er!
Voldemart.
Dumbbelldor.
Harry Frotteur
He was going as a banana.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
You-knew-who
Depends what you want it to change into...
An Opti-Mystic.
With a warlock.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
To prevent bat breath!
Your fingers.
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
She needed some better grip on her broomstick.
To get a better grip on the broom
He had a staff infection...
Because other cars have Mordor.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
A. Lesbi-hens
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
About 20 beers!!
No one could perform the execution well enough.
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
The girl necks door.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
