Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
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Coffee Mug
They make a Daily Prophet.
A magi nation
Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
A wizard is never late.
Because they were neckromancers
He had a hollow-weenie
Dumblebore
The police made him bring it back again.
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
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A saucer-er!
Voldemart.
Dumbbelldor.
Harry Frotteur
He was going as a banana.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
You-knew-who
Depends what you want it to change into...
An Opti-Mystic.
With a warlock.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
To prevent bat breath!
They're both empty from the neck up.
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck!
Because other cars have Mordor.
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
The www.izard of Oz.
A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y
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Juana Sum Peeksa.
Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
A neck romancer.
A neck-romancer
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
