Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
They make a Daily Prophet.
A magi nation
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
A wizard is never late.
Because they were neckromancers
He had a hollow-weenie
Dumblebore
The police made him bring it back again.
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
A saucer-er!
Voldemart.
Dumbbelldor.
Harry Frotteur
He was going as a banana.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
You-knew-who
Depends what you want it to change into...
An Opti-Mystic.
With a warlock.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
To prevent bat breath!
A woman.
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
Snout about!
From doing Magic.
MOODOO.
A neck-romancer
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
It's growing on them.
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Because there horns don't work.
They are both empty from the neck up.
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
Because she didn't know which one came first!
