They make a Daily Prophet.
A magi nation
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
A wizard is never late.
Because they were neckromancers
He had a hollow-weenie
Dumblebore
The police made him bring it back again.
A saucer-er!
Voldemart.
Dumbbelldor.
He was going as a banana.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
Depends what you want it to change into...
An Opti-Mystic.
With a warlock.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
To prevent bat breath!
A Juand
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Ughs and kisses!
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
A Sturgeon!
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Work over time
He was on his coffin break.
Snout about!
One is a super hero and the other is a command.
Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!
Down in the mouth!
