Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
They make a Daily Prophet.
A magi nation
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
A wizard is never late.
Because they were neckromancers
He had a hollow-weenie
Dumblebore
The police made him bring it back again.
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
A saucer-er!
Voldemart.
Dumbbelldor.
Harry Frotteur
He was going as a banana.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
You-knew-who
Depends what you want it to change into...
An Opti-Mystic.
With a warlock.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
To prevent bat breath!
Art
Bill Cosby
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
Pretty much anything, just no Scope.
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
They make out like bandits.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
None, just upgrade to windows
WHO-DINI
From doing Magic.
The Sioux chef
Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.
