How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: