How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.