How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.