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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.