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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

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What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

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Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who