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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.