How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

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What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines