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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.