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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline