How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

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How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.