How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)