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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!