Communicate Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

Shell Phone Jokes More Shell Phone Jokes

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

War Jokes More War Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

Neuron Jokes More Neuron Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia