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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

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How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix