What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Vary Jokes More Vary Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix