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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.