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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd