What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix