What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd