A Durantula.
A spider
A spider!
Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'
He was looking for a webpage!
Unix
An anarchid.
A webinar.
They'll B flat
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.
He's a web developer.
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
Darn it!
Webley stadium!
The Spiders from Mars
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
Iraqnids
This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
An Iraqnid.
Spiders!
Arachne
Spin doctors!
They are always spinning!
A Peter Parka
Your honey or your life!
A raisin
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
So he could take it out for a spin!
A harenet.
Newlywebs.
A Peter Parker
Web development
To get to his website!
Because they hang out on the web all day!
He goes up the wall!
Crabs on your organ
Two.
It's a no-fly zone.
Son: I couldn't find a spider.
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Frodo-genic
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Two Panes
DIR
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."
It isn't hard.
An Aristotalitarian Regime.
He AJAXulated.
A Web Designer
It got stuck in 9/11
They were trying to keep their German market.