What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey