What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

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What are spiders webs good for?

Spiders!

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

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What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.