What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What does a spider do when he gets angry?

He goes up the wall!

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!