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What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call two bees at the seaside?

A B&B

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.