What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.