What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side