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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder