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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What do you call two bees at the seaside?

A B&B

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!