Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.