Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times