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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!