Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.