Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys?

Being given head.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What do cows call Frank Sinatra?

Old Moo Eyes!