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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.