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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.