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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!