What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!