What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!