How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.