How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.