How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard