How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.