How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

E-t.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.