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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.