What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.