What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!