What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!