When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.

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What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark