When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.