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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.