When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog