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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!