When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte