When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf