Begin Jokes

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!