Nark Nark
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
Back to school ads
The Post Office
Life.
Fun!
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Popcorn, of course!
Brash.
With a look over the shoulder.
Dear Reader
The night before a test.
Once upon a slime...
He began to feel Merry.
Envelope
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
When it begins to bark.
On your Marx, get set, go!
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
To stop getting wet!
Coconut
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
Because they'll always have the last word.
Dad.
Poli, Nate
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Get divorced.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Because in charge Yoda was.
A handicat
Because 7.. 8.. 9
It doesn't have windows.
