Nark Nark
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
Back to school ads
The Post Office
Smallpox
Semtex.
Life.
Fun!
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Popcorn, of course!
Brash.
With a look over the shoulder.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Dear Reader
The night before a test.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
FIRETRUCK.
Once upon a slime...
He began to feel Merry.
A few months ago
First, invade ze kitchen...
Envelope
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
When it begins to bark.
On your Marx, get set, go!
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
To stop getting wet!
The French army at the beginning of a war!
Coconut
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Not Z.
Does Wagner begin with a "V"
Wrong
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
Islam.
So they could win one.
The Wii! (Oui)
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Mourning, everybody!
Mourning Wood
You invite two of them.
Practice.
Thanks for the refill.
Linoleum blown apart
When the car breaks down.
Mention feminism.
