Nark Nark
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
Back to school ads
The Post Office
Smallpox
Semtex.
Life.
Fun!
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Popcorn, of course!
Brash.
With a look over the shoulder.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Dear Reader
The night before a test.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
FIRETRUCK.
Once upon a slime...
He began to feel Merry.
A few months ago
First, invade ze kitchen...
Envelope
First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
When it begins to bark.
On your Marx, get set, go!
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
To stop getting wet!
The French army at the beginning of a war!
Coconut
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Not Z.
Does Wagner begin with a "V"
A Fall Out Boy.
Neither did he.
It doesn't matter.
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.
For drinking and deriving
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
They don't have windows.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
He keeps typing /arrr/
