What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

Previous Random Joke Next
Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!