One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Sean Murray and PS4 users
They're both leg ends.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
It just makes cents.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Her natalie
Because it ends with A-men
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Back to school ads
Life eventually ends.
Insert coin
Cloning.
It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
The Post Office
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Smallpox
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Semtex.
Life.
With fade out and to credits.
He nuts and bolts.
They end up in a custardy battle.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
You always end up going off onto tangents.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
Discover.
Thanks Verstappen.
An envelope!
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
Baked ham.
League of Leg ends.
They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
They end up in a shallow grave.
Because the ends justify the memes
They heard there was water at the end
Wars end.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Deep ends really.
Because they can't count to
Violet
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
Foster Farms
It ends.
TBC
Human Resources.
In the end, I settled.
Because he was so full of himself.
Marriage
Popcorn, of course!
Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
I'm stumped.
Nobody ever compliments our back end
It was unmiscible.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
On a plane.
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
So he could make ends meet!
Ba dum
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
It's a never ending story.
Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!
Gary Glitters boots.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Because it was charged with battery.
Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
They're both summary!
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.
I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."
El Taco Lips.
Player: "1:1"
Because now his watch has ended.
FIRETRUCK.
The bogeyman.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
A coconut.
Fire truck.
We were bound to get together...
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
He didn't want to get hippothermia.
Who are those people up there
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
Q
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Brakedance.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Why
They ran out of juice!
Timing
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
Dev Patel.
A thief in the knight
