He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
There is no F in way.
I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense
Get another one to yell BINGO
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
You take the "F" out of way.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
It had concavities...
"F," for Fonzi. Duh.
You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way
Sup G
FIRETRUCK.
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Fire truck.
Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Yell bingo.
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Firetruck
A fork
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
They shoot first and ask questions later.
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.
I can't remember.
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
I freed the what?
Santa would never free an elf.
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.
To get to the *other side*
