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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"?

There is no F in way.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

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Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

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Relatively few

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

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I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

Why are firetrucks red?

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What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer