He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
There is no F in way.
I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense
Get another one to yell BINGO
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
You take the "F" out of way.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
It had concavities...
"F," for Fonzi. Duh.
You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way
Sup G
FIRETRUCK.
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Fire truck.
Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Yell bingo.
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
You take the letter F out of way.
Firetruck
A fork
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
F(x)
F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
Because they were under-ground.
But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
In the kitchen.
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
Dill-dough.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Two, but you have to get them in there first.
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
