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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

F Jokes More F Jokes

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!