How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense