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Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.