Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

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Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.