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Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Which Movie Character Are You?

Quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?

The Colossus of Scrotes.