Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.