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Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.