Why is it called finding nemo?

Been wondering for years

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Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

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What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)