What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

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What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE