What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

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What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!