What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!