Stair Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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