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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.