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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.