What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with.

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.