What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator