What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator?

A little con-descending

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.