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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.