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How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...