How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.