How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.