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How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.