How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport