What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet