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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Jazz Musician Jokes More Jazz Musician Jokes

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.