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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything