What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Terminal illness

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To the airport please

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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He drops the base!

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DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.