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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.