What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.