What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

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What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.