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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

Jazz Musician Jokes More Jazz Musician Jokes

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.