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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.