What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.