What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.