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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

Follow the Fresh Prints!

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.