What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.