Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear..

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

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He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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He dumped his girlfriend.

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He was nuts over her.

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Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

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Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!