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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine