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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes: Who Who A black owl goes: Who dat who dat

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What followed the dinosaur?

It's tail!

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!