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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic