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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!