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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.