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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.