What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade