April Sale - 20% Off

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

Previous Random Joke Next

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do older women wear?

Depends

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"