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What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

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Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"