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What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

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Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"