What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".