What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud