What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"