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How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

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Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.