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How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it