What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!