What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".