What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade