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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers