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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"