How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.