How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.