How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.