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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.