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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.