How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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What part of a football ground is never the same?

The changing rooms!

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.