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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!