How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.