How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo