How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.