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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

E-erie.