Zero. They don't exist.
More guns.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
None**. They operate in the **dark**.
Change for a buck.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
At the ghost office.
To lift his spirits.
