How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

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What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.