How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms?

A urinarrator.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.