They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
More guns!
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Nothing, eggs can't talk.
Two at most.
Because they change theirs more often
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
For the Sallad
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
