They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
I got my hair straightened out.
None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
The 4th grade.
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
For the Sallad
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!