Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Old.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Old. Oriental. Ovaries.
The old one was made of steal.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
